My Shit's Fucked Up

Here's a beer to the jackass landlord that currently owns the home we are leasing to own. This peach of a cum bubble decided that his investment company was failing, so whoops, he has to liquidate his property. Good for him, because homes are selling like fucking lemonade in July around here, dontcha know. As a matter of fact, there is a brand new home just down the street that has been vacant since it was built over a year ago. but hey, a guy's gotta' do what a guy's gotta' do.

And bless his little heart, the guy gave us first right of refusal to buy the house. This would be a fucking outstanding option if we didn't have to declare bankruptcy a year ago due to a big round tub of pile on medical issues causing unemployment and mile high medical bills. So we gave up our mortgage and started fresh in a lease to own situation... great house, good schools, moved the kids... a veritable candy land. Silly us, we got to thinking that this is going to be our place for a while, we went ahead and painted it, got comfy and cozy, and decided to make ourselves at fucking home, thinking that we would rebuild the shot credit over the next few years, and set ourselves up nice to buy it once the lease option was up.

But no, one year later, we get a letter from this syphillitic jackball saying that we need to call the realtor to come view the house so she can establish a price point. Really dicklick? Do you honestly expect me to ring up my local realtor to blow us out of here as soon as possible. Aforementioned cunt infection also did not mention any timetable on us having to vacate, any mention of us getting our security deposit back, or any means to contact his happy ass to ask any questions.

So now I get to spend my weekend calling the property management company that services the house for Mr. Asshair to see what our options are, what he has planned, and what the hell we need to do from here. I am also going through the wondrous process of trying to finagle a mortgage from a bank less than one year after a bankruptcy discharge, and possibly looking at how the fuck I am going to keep my kids in the same school district for another few months. Good fucking times right now.