Friday, March 20, 2009

Shopping

Inconsiderate shoppers suck.

When I am shopping, I have an agenda.
It does not include waiting behind the Snail Parade while the ass in front of me compares prices of discount Kool-Aid. Move your overstuffed cart of Cheetos and Twinkies to the side and let me through. Do not park your cart in the middle of the aisle and block traffic. You are not that important, and neither is the junk food you are buying.
If you are looking at products, do not leave your cart and walkover to the spot in the aisle and look around, you are now blocking 2 spots instead of one. Know what you want, get in the door, buy it, and get out.

I got shit to do.

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